Moist Socks: For the Sophisticated Humorist Do you have the type of humor where you hear a joke, laugh out loud, and someone asks you what's so funny and you say "Moist Socks"? If so, you need our white "Moist" Socks with two blue stripes at the top and a blue toe and heel. Your feet will thank you for the comfort, and your friends will thank you for making them laugh during your next sock-and-sandal fashion show. A must-have for any advanced humorist.