All About The Congress
Having a pair of Teju lizard boots in your closet makes you a social chameleon, able to blend in wherever you go. Wear your lizards with almost anything to almost anywhere and never feel over- or under-dressed. For instance, you can wear The Congress to:
- Your wedding
- Your divorce hearing
- Backyard barbecues
- A meeting with your congressman
- A meeting with your bail bondsman
- Your graduation
- The Grammys
- Day drinking
- Night drinking
- A job interview
- A first date
- A last date
- Flamenco dancing
- A St. Patrick’s Day house party, paired with holey jeans and a sleeveless green pearl snap shirt, where you attempt to do a jig and sing Drunken Sailor while barely holding onto a bottle of Irish whiskey (just as a hypothetical)